The MGA With An Attitude Humor 3
Quips and Quotes (in no particular order).

Dave H. in Amarillo, Texas, USA wrote:
"A very good friend of mine has bought tickets to fly to the Isle of Man to watch the Senior TT race on Friday the 10th of June. The problem is, that he completely forgot that Friday is in fact, his wedding day. This is because he bought the tickets months ago, before agreeing to the wedding date. Now he's asked me to post on his behalf to see if anyone out there is interested in getting married"?

Gary Edwards in Kernersville, N.C., USA wrote:
"If a tree falls in the woods, do the other trees make fun of it"?

Bob K. in northern Va, USA wrote:
"Put your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car ..... and then open it and see who is happy to see you".
Gary Edwards in Kernersville, N.C., USA wrote:
"I tried that with my First wife".

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